All Salesmen Suck
“All Salesmen Suck”
Editorial by Joe Schroeder 2009
Everyone has a life philosophy and
many people have more than a few.
Ben Franklin had reams of philosophies,
which he used to navigate himself, what
he allowed himself to be and do, and he
even recorded his life philosophies in
his classic, POOR RICHARDS ALMANAC.
It’s all a life philosophy. Without one
is like a ship without a rudder.
The UNITED SATES of America
uses the philosophy in the constitution
to create LAWS which govern us.
No philosophy = no self governing rules
Your OWN philosophies dictates
WHO and what you allow yourself to DO and be
Some people have a life philosophy
that says, “all salesman suck”. Which is
kinda of weird. That’s like saying,
“I hate PRESIDENT OBAMA” or like
saying, “JFK was a fool.”
Don’t people realize that salesman literally
RULE the world? Don’t people realize that
all Presidents make their FRIENDS pay them
$10,000 to $25,000 just to come over, eat
dinner and sleep in LINCOLNS bed room?
Isn’t that selling?
Isn’t taking money just old fashioned selling?
Don’t people realize that without salesmen
OPRAH WINFREY would have no way to
** Sell her 901 TV affiliates air-time
** Sell her killer magazine called “O”
** Flood the economy with more money from what she endorses
** Gather magazine revue through AD MEN selling ads
Without SALESMEN most people would have NO JOB.
Isn’t it true that INSURANCE companies
and banks are founded and RUN by people who
can sell? What CEO ever became a CEO
who could not glad hand, sell himself and
sell OTHERS on the vision she sees?
It’s true. SALESMAN run the world.
It’s true. You probably work for one.
Its true: SELLING is BEAUTIFUL
Its true: Salesman EARN the most money.
It’s true: Salesman can earn UNLIMITED money
SAM WALTON (Wal-Mart) and Bill Gates
are HARD CORE salesman and I myself
am a card carrying P.T. Barnum SELF-PROMOTER
SELF-PROMOTERS EARN all The MONEY
The world, according to Oprah, Bono, Kid-Rock
and our White House man OBAMA are full fledge,
over time BIG BOY self-promoters and if you
are not a full fledge full of steam SELF promoter
I’ll lay you TEN to one ODDS that your boss
who writes your checks is one.
So there.
Jefferson, Franklin and John Adams pulled
together WORLD CLASS salesman and self
promoters who called themselves politicians.
The CONTINENTAL CONGRESS
And together, those thirteen colonies and their
SELF MADE SELLING man Giants CREATED
what we now call, The United Sates of America.
1776
And to discount and bash salesman is actually
to give way and trash the very people and
SYSTEM that feeds, employs and offers
you a free nation: run and ruled by SALESMEN.
Always “check” your philosophy.
The wrong one or one that is unfounded, can and will
secretly DESTROY what you allow yourself to DO
and allow yourself to be.
Why? Because what you BELIEVE IN
is also attached to WHO you allow yourself
to be and attached also to HOW you allow
yourself to earn money.
I love salesman and consider myself fairly seasoned one.
Here is some “Joe” philosophies that
has served this card carrying self promoter well.
USE the ones you like. Share them. Delete
the ones you like and enjoy.
From the Book of Joe:
Life Philosophies and Wisdom Keys
Schroederism #318
“What you allow OTHER men to control determines
your FUTURE and predicts your demise.”
Schroederism # 311
What you give away YOU always get to keep
Schroederism # 919
What YOU do to OTHERS God does to YOU
Schroederism #34
YOU don’t have to GET it right, you JUST have to get it going
Schroederism # 19,817
AS they enter SO shall they leave. Their HISTORY
predicts and forecasts their FUTURE.
Schroederism # 8,001
You Inventory your SEEDS, not your needs
Schroederism # 4,448
What you tell OTHERS they CAN DO massages your OWN ego
of the same potential and then some. What you CONFIRM
to ANOTHER man confirms into your own FUTURE MEMORY of ability.
Schroederism #73
No one is EVER wrong.They may be IN-CORRRECT, but you
never make anyone WRONG; only because their reality is just that.
THEIRS and as such, cant be wrong.
NEVER make a CHILD wrong.
Schroederism #6,4481
Until a leader can CRY in front of his men he ain’t no leader
Schroederism #12
When you leave school house earth, the ONLY possessions
you can TAKE with you is ONLY everything you ever gave
away for FREE. You are allowed to take FORWARD into
enternity—NOTHING else. Your HOUSE and kids STAY here.
Schroederism #91
Often times, if you TOUCH the HEART of a KING
you often TILT his hand.
Schroederism # 7
Love people / USE money / not vice versa
Schroederism # 44
If you SELL money you will be FORCED to deliver what you
say you can deliver then that BURDEN becomes too big and then everyone quits
BECAUSE you could not deliver what you PROMISED
Why? Because you told people you could deliver MONEY.
Why? Because you promised to deliver something you could not live up to.
Schroederism #803
Your TREASURE stands next to WHAT you hate. Ask
Malcolm X, Ali, jackie Robinson or Bobby Kennedy if that’s true.
Schroederism # 7
You don’t DECIDE your FUTURE, you discover it. THOSE
who decide what their LIFE assignment is END UP hating
their JOB. Great people learned to (listen) DISCOVER
where they would be MOST used and CELEBRATED by the MOST
people. THAT is the behind-the-scenes MAGIC of an Oprah,
a Prince, a Fitty Cent, a P. Diddy, a Fly Boy and Madonna.
Schroederism #545
Great people KNEW they were GREAT before anyone else did
and acted INTO their potential INSPITE of themselves in
order to fullfil the prophecy that was INSIDE of their heads.
And they pressed AHEAD into a BEING that was greater than them.
Schroederism #4
God is bigger than any single religion created by man
Schroederism #261
You’ll never ever ever OUT-EARN the words that fall from
your lips. YOUR words FORECAST your accumulation. What
falls FROM your LIPS falls upon and into your hands.
Schroederism #877
UNTIL children like you, men will resist you. Great
people are always adored by CHILDREN and respected by woman.
Strength and Honor
Joe Schroeder
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